"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear."
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

(Source: elledrivers)

tylers-ketchup-queen:

okay remember this guy?

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well now he looks like this

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you’re very welcome

(Source: possiblypensive)

thedrumcorpsfan:

The 2014 DCI World Class Champion Blue Devils, encore run of “Felliniesque” in Indianapolis on Aug. 9.

thedrumcorpsfan:

The 2014 DCI World Class Champion Blue Devils, encore run of “Felliniesque” in Indianapolis on Aug. 9.

Reblog if you’re insecure with how you look.

The amount of notes on this makes me sad.

(Source: hempura)